It's a gag gift! It's a plant food! Actually, it's both. A lump of Llama Brew llama manure in the form of one of our characters; Senator Kyle Pyle, Professor Noah Crap, Fuller Crap esq., Lucy Deucy, Ida Nosquat. For a Get Well message, Phil N. Crappy or Candice Hurtworse. Each is wrapped in a clear, decorated gift box. Each featured character can be dropped into a gallon of water, steeped until dissolved, then poured on their favorite plants! Cost of $9.99 includes shipping. Custom message is $11.99 including shipping.
Though it is a plant food, the gag gift is for entertainment purposes, not as harassment.